So God called the dry ground “land,” and the gathered waters he called “seas,” and he created a cute geofilter for each of them. Then God was like, “You know TFW you should let the water under the sky be gathered to one place, and let dry ground appear?” (He whispered yaaasssss to Himself.) God called the vault “sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning - the second #blessed day, and the first #TransformationTuesday. So God made the vault and separated the water under the vault from the water above it like it was NBD. Then God, who was L-I-V-I-N-G for this, said, “Let there be a vault between the waters to separate water from water.” God called the light “day,” then threw some shade and called it “night.” And there was evening, and there was morning-the first truly #blessed day. God saw that the light was so extra, so He separated the light from the darkness (for aesthetic), then bragged it was hashtag no filter. Now the earth was formless and basic, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was lowkey hovering over the waters.Īnd God said, “Let there be light,” and it was lit AF. In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.

Genesis and then there was light